The
young man walked into the pet
shop and asked if he could
buy 387 cockroaches, 18 rats and
5 mice.
'I'
sorry sir, we can only supply
the mice. But what did you want
all those other creatures for?
Asked the pet shop manager.
'I was thrown
out of my flat this morning',
replied the young man. And my
landlord says I must leave the
place exactly as I found it.
